telapathetic:

Sorry teacher I cant do my homework because I don’t fucking give a shit

(Source: telapathetic)

poopflow:

shout out to all the people still following me even though im a fucking idiot

If you find yourself thinking “Wait. Can’t say that. He’ll think I’m weird and fucked up.” Ditch them and find someone who responds with something twice as weird and three times as fucked up.

Jeremiah Van Guilder (via forever-and-alwayss)

(Source: youfeellikeraindrops)

stability:

friend: come outside

me: no

friend: i’ll buy you food

me:

image

jakemalik:

in the mood to eat 12 bagels

(Source: hi)

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

crimewave420:

erinkrystynax:

crimewave420:

2chaaaain:

grates:

please someone reassure my this is just fuckin  w people right.

this is bullshit what the fuck

Wait y’alls cups are really that small? holy fuck

why the fuck anyone needs 1.3L of coke in one sitting is beyond me but anyway

cause a nigga gets thorsty sometimes

me: nobody's home
me: I'm gonna make an obscene amount of pasta
me: *drastically overestimates how much pasta is an obscene amount of pasta*
me: *makes a perfect single serving of pasta*
me: welp.
Anonymous sent:
"Too much duck, need more cutesies!"

What, like this? How boring. 

Anonymous sent:
You'll have to do better than that if you want a reblog ;)

"We need more duck face!!"
"We’re giving her all she’s got captain! The filter’s on full throttle!"

Anonymous sent:
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Like my selfie? Reblog my commissions post.